But could anything that crazy really have happened in Little Stalky world since then? Anything truly nutty? Does Mystical Roo still have a beard? Do carrots still taste like soap? And will anyone ever stop the plight that is the land dwelling shark?
Mystical Roo does still have a beard and it's bigger and bushier then ever. There are rumours that it now houses a field mouse but that might just be gossip. The flavour of carrots have definitely improved but I'm ever vigilant. And the land dwelling sharks? They continue to dwell on land (and occasionally in letter boxes).
It's been an eventful couple of years - Mystical Roo and I have moved twice, explored new continents, climbed trees, floated on BBQ boats, shot lasers and stomped grapes. We've been wining, dining and generally enjoying everything that Sydney living has to offer.
I had to give up my compost heap, then I started a new compost heap and then I had to give up that compost heap too. One lemon tree died but another thrived and if there's one piece of news that I need to share, it's that I have successfully harvested my first ever lemon. I know I'm biased but I'm pretty sure this is the most perfectly perfect lemon in the entire world.
So there we have it. Little Stalky's lemon. I figure when you've been off the blog scene for a while you need to come back with a bang.
