Little Stalky's Hair: Menace to Society

I have a lot of hair.  I've always had a lot of hair.  I always thought I had thick hair but the hairdresser said I actually have quite fine hair; there's just a lot of it.  I've had my hair long for as long (ha ha) as I can remember.  This is mostly down to laziness because I can't be bothered to style my hair and like that I can a) go for the beachy look or b) clip my hair up.  Easy.  But the trouble with long hair and a lot of it is that it gets everywhere.  Everywhere.  And the house is starting to protest.  My hair gets all over the carpet, especially in the bedroom.  I figure I have to hoover it up but the Dyson gets very angry.  I can't blame it.  My hair wraps its way around roller bit and then chokes it up.  I'm constantly having to de-hair the hoover to ensure that it doesn't conk out on me.  But I don't know what else to do.  I can't not hoover up the hair.  I'm a hoover addict.  I don't see how else I can remove the hair from the carpet.  The other problem is the shower because my hair clogs up the drain.  Clogs it up!  Even as a child I was the bane of the shower's life.  We had to get special plug sieve type thing just to stop the hair going down the drain.  I don't have that option here as the drain is flush with the tiles and there's nothing we can use to stop the hair.  But I know the hair must be stopped.  Or the water will stop draining and the bathroom will flood.  My hair has the power to cause floods!  Tis madness.  Madness!  But what can I do.  I refuse to shave my head.  I think I would look ridiculous.  Maybe I need to wear a hat around the house and start showering on the beach.  Or maybe I need to stop talking about random hair because actually, it's a bit gross.  Sorry.