The Freaky Toilet

I'm being harassed by a toilet.  I know, it sounds crazy, it sounds out there, it sounds...exactly like something that would happen to Little Stalky.  But honestly, the ladies loo at work is actually evil.  I head in there, innocently enough and as soon as I open the door the toilet literally growls at me.  It growls.  Or in toilet terms, it kind of gives an aggressive half flush.  Can a half flush be aggressive?  Well, actually yes it can.  It makes the flushing noise, it doesn't actually flush and it makes me jump every time.  It's like it's snapping at me as I walk through the door.  The first time it happened I thought it was a fluke.  The second time it happened I thought it was weird.  The third time it happened I thought it was suspicious.  The fourth time it happened I though it was down right sinister.  I have to brace myself on approach lest I leap and yelp.  I kind of want to bring it up with the other girls but I've only been working in my new job for three weeks and I don't want them to think I'm weird.  They perhaps need to get to know me a bit better and understand my ways before I broach the subject of possessed toilets.  I wouldn't want to scare anyone.  But I need to know if that toilet is just out to get me or if it does it to everyone.  The last thing a person needs, especially with a full bladder, is to have toilets causing unexpected surprises!