Little Stalky Gets a Kindle!

After yesterday's bad start to the day, the world was put to right again after the surprise arrival of a package from Amazon.  A package from Amazon? I hear you you cry.  Why yes indeed.  A package from Amazon.  A package that was given to me by Mystical Roo who claimed to know nothing about the package.  It had just arrived at the warehouse.  It was addressed to him but he knew nothing about it.  I was intrigued.  Slightly confused but mainly intrigued.  The important thing here is that the intrigue was the main thing.  I opened up my package and almost keeled over with delight on the discovery that inside the package was a brand new Kindle.  Not only that, but a brand new Kindle cover.  I was beyond thrilled.  I'd been pining for a Kindle ever since publishing my book but never thought I'd get one.  But I have a very generous sister who likes to spoil me rotten and it was El Kenco who gifted me with the amazing Kindle and its amazing Kindle cover.  I have attached a photograph of me holding my amazing new Kindle, which is in its amazing Kindle cover, which has its very own light.  Amazing.  I am posing next to a photocopier.  I'm very excited with the Kindle and have already checked out a sample of my book - you know, just to see what it looks like - downloaded a free book with a coupon supplied by a fellow author and downloaded a sample of a book that looks rather good.  I'm very impressed with the screen on the Kindle.  It's got a matte effect and looks almost exactly like the page of a real book.  It's battery lasts for ten days.  It can hold thousands of books.  It has 3G so I can browse and download books wherever I please.  Maybe even in the North pole.  It's a little Kindle genius.  And I'm so proud of it.  So HUGE thanks to El Kenco.  And I've already promised that I will not, under any circumstances, take the Kindle in the bath with me.