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22 September 2010

Little Stalky Predicts the Weather

The weather was gorgeous yesterday.  Blue skies.  Sun shining.  Hardly a cloud in the sky.  And yes our air conditioning unit decided to break down but we try to ignore that.  Yet on this seemingly perfect day I can sense that a storm is coming.  If you could hear me saying this imagine me with a beard and pirate voice - aye there be a storm a brewing.  Yes indeed, Little Stalky can predict the weather.  What a lovely day.  Yes, but there's a storm on the way.  But how do you know?  Well, I looked at the weather website.  No!  I have a monster headache.  Or to be more precise I have a monster headache of doom.  And this is how I know a storm is coming.  These headaches build like the weather and reach an eye squinting level of intensity just as the rain starts to fall.  Yes it's cool that I can predict the weather but it would be even cooler if it didn't involve a monster headache of doom.  Perhaps hiccups or something less painful.  Or maybe even impromptu singing.  I guess that could be embarrassing.  And just to confirm everyone; I was right.  There was a storm.  My headaches can predict a storm as well as my hair can predict the humidity!   

4 comments:

  1. Personally I go for the barometer method; never fails.

    I'm very pleased you don't 'feel it in your water'.... What did people mean by that?

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  2. I don't think I've ever felt anything in my water. Except the occasional dead fly when I dip my fingers into my drink...

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  3. Why would you dip your fingers into your drink?

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  4. To retrieve the dead fly. What can I say, I have no manners!

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