The weather was gorgeous yesterday. Blue skies. Sun shining. Hardly a cloud in the sky. And yes our air conditioning unit decided to break down but we try to ignore that. Yet on this seemingly perfect day I can sense that a storm is coming. If you could hear me saying this imagine me with a beard and pirate voice - aye there be a storm a brewing. Yes indeed, Little Stalky can predict the weather. What a lovely day. Yes, but there's a storm on the way. But how do you know? Well, I looked at the weather website. No! I have a monster headache. Or to be more precise I have a monster headache of doom. And this is how I know a storm is coming. These headaches build like the weather and reach an eye squinting level of intensity just as the rain starts to fall. Yes it's cool that I can predict the weather but it would be even cooler if it didn't involve a monster headache of doom. Perhaps hiccups or something less painful. Or maybe even impromptu singing. I guess that could be embarrassing. And just to confirm everyone; I was right. There was a storm. My headaches can predict a storm as well as my hair can predict the humidity!
Personally I go for the barometer method; never fails.
ReplyDeleteI'm very pleased you don't 'feel it in your water'.... What did people mean by that?
I don't think I've ever felt anything in my water. Except the occasional dead fly when I dip my fingers into my drink...
ReplyDeleteWhy would you dip your fingers into your drink?
ReplyDeleteTo retrieve the dead fly. What can I say, I have no manners!
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