Step Away from the Bronzer!

I've really got to stop watching day time TV whilst I do the ironing as it seems to send me into a frenzy.  This is never a good thing when holding a hot iron!  Today I've been watching that same woman who annoyed me before by announcing to the world that if you don't have curves you're not a real woman.  Well this same presenter has today been discussing the benefits of bronzer.  On men.  Now I'm not going to judge anyone who wants to wear bronzer and if there are guys out there who care that much about their tan then whatever but they'd pulled in this poor bloke and started to analyse his skin tone.  He was about fifty.  And a butcher!  And these stupid people are telling him he needs to where bronzer.  Why does he need to wear bronzer?  If he wants to wear bronzer that's ok but why does he need to wear bronzer!  They then start advising all of the men out there to start dipping into their girlfriend's beauty supplies.  I like to think of myself as a fairly open minded person but if I caught Mystical Roo dipping into my beauty supplies I think I'd be a little concerned.  Not only because he'd most likely be destroying my products but why should Mystical Roo be wearing make up.  Mystical Roo no!  Put the bronzer down.  There's already enough pressure on women to wear make-up and look perfect but now it seems men are being attacked too.  For not wearing bronzer.  When in the world did it become a frowned upon thing for a man to not be wearing bronzer.  Sometimes I think I must be behind the times.  But honestly, I don't care.