The Lizard Groweth

I've previously made mention of the lizard who lives in reception.  We think he works for management as he spends a lot of time in their office.  Anyway, the lizard hasn't been seen for a while.  Months in fact.  But the lizard made himself well and truly known on Friday afternoon.  A new member of staff was doing the hoovering, dragging around the hoover of doom and then came in to announce that a massive lizard had just appeared.  The lizard wizard!  Why we hadn't seem him in so long.  But evidently he's been living in reception all this time...and eating a lot of something.  Because  the lizard has grown somewhat since we last saw him.  Maybe that's why we don't have an issue with flies.  Maybe that's why the biscuit barrel depletes at a speedy rate.  The lizard has been gorging and the lizard has been growing.  He disappeared under a desk and we tried to lure him out but the lizard was having none of it.  We'd obviously disturbed him with the hoover and he'd popped out to make his presence known.  Then he scarpered.  So the lizard still lives in reception.  The lizard continues to lurk.  But will he continue to grow?  Will we eventually be faced with a dinosaur like lizard.  Watch this space!