A Trolley Dude Sighting

In an important development in the whole Trolley Dude saga, I have received intel from Monster Noggin that Trolley Dude has officially been sighted.  Monster Noggin has sighted Trolley Dude.  Seen him in action. Confirmed that Trolley Dude is indeed alive and well.  But the shocker?  Well, according to Monster Noggin, Trolley Dude has gone and shaved his head!  I know.  Shocking.  One can only begin the ponder the possibilities of what this actually means.  Trolley Dude once had long and lustrous locks that were longer than my own.  He wore his dark black hair in a ponytail.  We marvelled at it.  Then, Trolley Dude shocked us all by cutting his hair into a more common and mundane style.  Was he trying to blend in?  We noticed his absence amongst the trolleys and wondered if his hair was behind his Trolley Dude like powers.  When Trolley Dude hadn't been spotted in weeks and other, less qualified, less hairy, less dude like dudes took over the trolley monitoring responsibilities at Woolworths, we wondered whether Trolley Dude had moved on to pastures new.  But it turns out that this is not the case.  He was just shaving his head.  And now he's back.  Sans hair but back in action.  But what is the story behind the shaved head?  What does it all mean?  Is the shaved head really the reason behind this lengthy absence?  Did he have a short stint in the army?  Or maybe in prison?  Did he have lice?  Did he have a hair dye malfunction?  Perhaps he's just being practical and going for a maintenance free look.  Or maybe he's just sick of the stigma associated with his hair.  Hell, Trolley Dude is probably making the point that his hair is not behind his power.  He's all powerful without any hair at all.  He's making the ultimate statement of Trolley Dude power.  Impressive.  It got my attention.  Though in truth I've yet to see Trolley Dude back in action.  All of this is based on the reports from Monster Noggin.  And as trustworthy as Monster Noggin is, if she wasn't wearing her glasses then we can't be sure of anything.  If Monster Noggin wasn't wearing her glasses then the Trolley Dude sighting may well have been an ugly naked mole rat.  Or a cactus.  Or a land dwelling shark.  Or just a random shopper pushing his or her trolley.  But I like to think that Monster Noggin was wearing her glasses.  Or was at least close enough that glasses were not necessary to ascertain the identity of Trolley Dude.  I may not have seen him whilst out shopping last night and I may not have seen him whilst getting milk the night before that but something tells me that Trolley Dude is making a comeback.  And he'll be bigger, badder and better than ever.